THE CURIOUS CROW • CIRCLE PINES, MN

Tristan’s Theory

It was one of those nights. The kind where the beer hits different because the conversation keeps going deeper and the clock stops mattering.

Brad and Tristan had covered an awful lot of ground at The Curious Crow Company — RPGs, music, the state of everything, the systems behind the systems. The kind of talk where two minds stop performing and start actually thinking out loud.

And then Tristan said it.

“Every negative event — everything bad that’s happened in this country since 1981 — is within seven degrees of Reagan.”

Not a joke. A theory. And the more they pulled on the thread, the more it held. Every thread led back to the same place. Every time.

So Brad went home and built the evidence wall.
March 2026 • Circle Pines, Minnesota
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTNot actually classified. But it should be.

Seven DegreesLike Kevin Bacon, but everything is worse and it's always Reagan.

of ReaganThe 40th President. The gift that keeps on taking.

Name any crisis, injustice, or systemic failureLiterally anything. No oranges at the grocery store? Type it. The AI will find the chain. in modern America. We’ll trace it back to the 40th president in seven steps or fewerTristan said seven. Most don't even need that many..

SUGGESTIONSOr type your own. The AI handles anything.
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